thank who ever you pray to its over.
bring on 2010. at long bloody last, a new decade is about to begin. a new era. a new dawn. the new dawn of an era. a different chapter. a different book as well if you like. its a fresh start is my point
don't get me wrong though, 2009 was great! ski trip, various additions to the family and friends that are woven around me in a beautiful tapestry and miscellaneous others. but 2010 is going to be better, much better. i can tell.
well everyone, a toast to the new year!
cheers!
Thursday, 31 December 2009
Sunday, 20 December 2009
Wednesday, 16 December 2009
Get some nuts!
Are you kidding me Bond? a Martini? Listen you slick git, you're gonna have a pint!
thank you
x
thank you
x
Tuesday, 15 December 2009
Ah, feels good doesnt it?
So it's getting close to the end of another year and an academic one too. Less than six months of year 11. I know I'm tired and ready for a change, aren't you? I bet you are :)
So this song, I don't listen to it often and it just popped onto my media players shuffle list..I adore it right now, it makes me feel good and want to smile. Kind of summer-y too..the lyrics just sum up how I'm feeling right now. Go on, play it or find it on YouTube, listen to it and read the lyrics; you'll feel better about everything, I promise.
"Unwritten"
I am unwritten, can't read my mind, I'm undefined
I'm just beginning, the pen's in my hand, ending unplanned
Staring at the blank page before you
Open up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find
Reaching for something in the distance
So close you can almost taste it
Release your inhibitions
Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten
Oh, oh, oh
I break tradition, sometimes my tries, are outside the lines
We've been conditioned to not make mistakes, but I can't live that way
Staring at the blank page before you
Open up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find
Reaching for something in the distance
So close you can almost taste it
Release your inhibitions
Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins
Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten
Staring at the blank page before you
Open up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find
Reaching for something in the distance
So close you can almost taste it
Release your inhibitions
Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins
Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten
The rest is still unwritten
The rest is still unwritten
Oh, yeah, yeah
So this song, I don't listen to it often and it just popped onto my media players shuffle list..I adore it right now, it makes me feel good and want to smile. Kind of summer-y too..the lyrics just sum up how I'm feeling right now. Go on, play it or find it on YouTube, listen to it and read the lyrics; you'll feel better about everything, I promise.
"Unwritten"
I am unwritten, can't read my mind, I'm undefined
I'm just beginning, the pen's in my hand, ending unplanned
Staring at the blank page before you
Open up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find
Reaching for something in the distance
So close you can almost taste it
Release your inhibitions
Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten
Oh, oh, oh
I break tradition, sometimes my tries, are outside the lines
We've been conditioned to not make mistakes, but I can't live that way
Staring at the blank page before you
Open up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find
Reaching for something in the distance
So close you can almost taste it
Release your inhibitions
Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins
Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten
Staring at the blank page before you
Open up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find
Reaching for something in the distance
So close you can almost taste it
Release your inhibitions
Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins
Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten
The rest is still unwritten
The rest is still unwritten
Oh, yeah, yeah
My Bucket List.
She saw this on facebook; What do you want to do before you die? so i asked myself that same question. Here is what i came up with:
-sky dive
-swim with sharks
-learn to play the piano (hell, I'd be happy with just knowing how to play the funeral march)
-write a song or book
-learn to snowboard
-learn to ballroom dance or tango
-teach myself Korean
-spend Christmas on the beach eating turkey sandwich
-take lessons in pottery
-run through a forest in a stupidly feminine fairytale dress
-get a Great Dane and call it Baxter.
-jump into a pool wearing a designer gown with hair and make-up
-build a tree fort with all the accessories.
-get a tattoo
-learn CPR
-become a nuclear scientist
-learn to surf
-Slow dance in the middle of a crowded city street
to be continued :P
-sky dive
-swim with sharks
-learn to play the piano (hell, I'd be happy with just knowing how to play the funeral march)
-write a song or book
-learn to snowboard
-learn to ballroom dance or tango
-teach myself Korean
-spend Christmas on the beach eating turkey sandwich
-take lessons in pottery
-run through a forest in a stupidly feminine fairytale dress
-get a Great Dane and call it Baxter.
-jump into a pool wearing a designer gown with hair and make-up
-build a tree fort with all the accessories.
-get a tattoo
-learn CPR
-become a nuclear scientist
-learn to surf
-Slow dance in the middle of a crowded city street
to be continued :P
Friday, 11 December 2009
I believe i owe you an explanation...
I haven't posted anything interesting in a while due to:
1. Rain, heavy rain
2. Frequent medication
3. The cold, very cold.
4. Hibernation leaves me feeling drowsy.
5. Lack of creativity hence the need to have a word limit of 60 words
6. Discovery of man named Potato Head, but he lets me call him Spud. He and i, we talk for hours, of course we dint go beyond 60 words and he never replies. But we've found a connection and yes we might be in love. Don't ask about marriage plans yet, will alert reuters when i have to.
7. REPEAT POINT NO. 3. No grave situations happening lately, pretty much same ol same ol..hence going into my older posts is advised in order to get a better idea of whats up and whats down.
8. LAZINESS. Blame that beast for everything. If you can find him somewhere, BLUDGEON HIM and let him never return to me!!!!! I SAY NEVER!
9. Back to Potato head, he waits for me :)
1. Rain, heavy rain
2. Frequent medication
3. The cold, very cold.
4. Hibernation leaves me feeling drowsy.
5. Lack of creativity hence the need to have a word limit of 60 words
6. Discovery of man named Potato Head, but he lets me call him Spud. He and i, we talk for hours, of course we dint go beyond 60 words and he never replies. But we've found a connection and yes we might be in love. Don't ask about marriage plans yet, will alert reuters when i have to.
7. REPEAT POINT NO. 3. No grave situations happening lately, pretty much same ol same ol..hence going into my older posts is advised in order to get a better idea of whats up and whats down.
8. LAZINESS. Blame that beast for everything. If you can find him somewhere, BLUDGEON HIM and let him never return to me!!!!! I SAY NEVER!
9. Back to Potato head, he waits for me :)
Thursday, 10 December 2009
Friday, 4 December 2009
gahhhh
I hate it I hate it I hate it!!!!
Why is it that when I have been working away, I'm tired and grouchy and just want to get back to the convent, something happens to make Operation Stack be put in place so I can't get back?
Grumps off to make a cup of tea.....
Why is it that when I have been working away, I'm tired and grouchy and just want to get back to the convent, something happens to make Operation Stack be put in place so I can't get back?
Grumps off to make a cup of tea.....
Wednesday, 2 December 2009
The Obligatory Kit-Kat post.
Everyone seems to post about KitKat sooner or later, so I thought I'd get on in there.
It's so darn cold lately, I hate it. It's dry and my skin is angry. I live in a house, which of course doesn't have central heating, so my heating/electricity bills are astronomical yet it's always freezing in here. Wearing a sweater in the house in winter seems reasonable but a scarf, slippers, and a jacket does not. Dammit.
One slim ray of sunshine in this dark, cold period is the song that the kerosene truck plays. Last year it was always The Carpenters (that Every Sha-la-la-la song) but this year it seems to be song kind of nostalgic kindy tune, with kiddy voices. I like it.
im not asure what that has to do with kitkats, but i thought i'd let you know
oh! kitkat related! (bang! shock! horror!)
Damn, my chunky just got funky! ;)
It's so darn cold lately, I hate it. It's dry and my skin is angry. I live in a house, which of course doesn't have central heating, so my heating/electricity bills are astronomical yet it's always freezing in here. Wearing a sweater in the house in winter seems reasonable but a scarf, slippers, and a jacket does not. Dammit.
One slim ray of sunshine in this dark, cold period is the song that the kerosene truck plays. Last year it was always The Carpenters (that Every Sha-la-la-la song) but this year it seems to be song kind of nostalgic kindy tune, with kiddy voices. I like it.
im not asure what that has to do with kitkats, but i thought i'd let you know
oh! kitkat related! (bang! shock! horror!)
Damn, my chunky just got funky! ;)
Up, up and away?
Great news from Boeing today. The 787 passed a Static Wing Test, which means they bent it and it didn't break. That's always encouraging.
Tuesday, 1 December 2009
Dreams
oaky, so last night i had a dream, i'd LOVE to know the significance of dreams, i really would.
okay, so, dreaming away last night, as ya do..and Rob Pattinson appears in my apartment! very normal of course. so i'm all ''wth!'' he just shrugs and and says ''I'm your new flat buddy'' all well, he pays his rent on time etc.
he starts making moves(hes got them, trust me) then one day he comes into my garage where im fixing up my vintage car. he leans against the doorframe and ''would you like to have dinner with me?'' slips off his tongue. my response is irrational, unexplainable and a sin against..well, its just unforgivable and plain moronic.
''I'm a lesbian'' pops out of my mouth! WHAT THE HELL! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?! AHHHH! I TURNED DOWN A DINNER DATE WITH ROBERT BLOODY PATTINSON! aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
can anyone explain?!
okay, so, dreaming away last night, as ya do..and Rob Pattinson appears in my apartment! very normal of course. so i'm all ''wth!'' he just shrugs and and says ''I'm your new flat buddy'' all well, he pays his rent on time etc.
he starts making moves(hes got them, trust me) then one day he comes into my garage where im fixing up my vintage car. he leans against the doorframe and ''would you like to have dinner with me?'' slips off his tongue. my response is irrational, unexplainable and a sin against..well, its just unforgivable and plain moronic.
''I'm a lesbian'' pops out of my mouth! WHAT THE HELL! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?! AHHHH! I TURNED DOWN A DINNER DATE WITH ROBERT BLOODY PATTINSON! aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
can anyone explain?!
Wednesday, 25 November 2009
Tuesday, 24 November 2009
Just because.
little boy
standing alone
noone near
no way home
but round the corner
out of sight
always there
the guiding light
standing alone
noone near
no way home
but round the corner
out of sight
always there
the guiding light
Sunday, 22 November 2009
Destructive, sorry.
White Horses
I want to go to the place,
Where the white horses frolic.
I’ll be daring, I won’t run from them.
From their approaching grasp.
The shivers shake and rattle my knees,
Gripping the saddle let me ride along amongst you.
Hovering here, I’m facing your thunderous stampede,
It comes to me, its fear that drives you to escape the storm. To flee.
Goosebumps and convulsions,
From the whipping wind so cold.
It’s a love affair, this scene,
Belonging to one world, yearning for one that’s immortal.
The persistent howls,
Become a symphony in my ears.
Bass and soprano lashing out and around,
Taking turns to roar the quarrels of past and present and future years
Bowing my head in submission,
I peek and covet a moment to marvel.
There’s a rainbow at my bluing toes,
Reds, greens, amber's too, shine like the enamel on carousel.
The sea is wetter version of the sky.
The horses up there are too dark and too oppressive,
Their dark schemes prove unsettling as they plummet down.
Today I witness the power and passion of the Earth’s fickle moats.
At last, in the torrents;
The stallions of both raging herds claim to set me free.
My friends and family, no harm was meant,
I just want the chance, a chance to be a ghost, here, the old me.
I want to go to the place,
Where the white horses frolic.
I’ll be daring, I won’t run from them.
From their approaching grasp.
The shivers shake and rattle my knees,
Gripping the saddle let me ride along amongst you.
Hovering here, I’m facing your thunderous stampede,
It comes to me, its fear that drives you to escape the storm. To flee.
Goosebumps and convulsions,
From the whipping wind so cold.
It’s a love affair, this scene,
Belonging to one world, yearning for one that’s immortal.
The persistent howls,
Become a symphony in my ears.
Bass and soprano lashing out and around,
Taking turns to roar the quarrels of past and present and future years
Bowing my head in submission,
I peek and covet a moment to marvel.
There’s a rainbow at my bluing toes,
Reds, greens, amber's too, shine like the enamel on carousel.
The sea is wetter version of the sky.
The horses up there are too dark and too oppressive,
Their dark schemes prove unsettling as they plummet down.
Today I witness the power and passion of the Earth’s fickle moats.
At last, in the torrents;
The stallions of both raging herds claim to set me free.
My friends and family, no harm was meant,
I just want the chance, a chance to be a ghost, here, the old me.
This ones only ickle..im not quite sure what i was thinking:L
Whipser Remember.
i want every touch to whisper remember
and everything not just be something i do to get by
between the mundane and the divine
you keep saying it’s alright
but time is all i have and everything i want
is wrapped up in a choice i can’t make
Please miss me when i’m gone
i’ll be waiting to help you along
Slightly longer and about..well, take form it what you will.
Ugly.
Just my breath
and these silent
birch trees.
Trees
sway
still
The snow crunches -
It’s close amongst
these birches
These old lungs -
Plastic flapping on wooded
branches.
Cut trees
in a vacant lot
drying out
White birches
stand in winter’s dusk -
Grandfather’s ghost.
Bare black
trees stand still against
a dimming dusk sky.
Revved motors
echo and swell. Those trees
are now gone.
Whipser Remember.
i want every touch to whisper remember
and everything not just be something i do to get by
between the mundane and the divine
you keep saying it’s alright
but time is all i have and everything i want
is wrapped up in a choice i can’t make
Please miss me when i’m gone
i’ll be waiting to help you along
Slightly longer and about..well, take form it what you will.
Ugly.
Just my breath
and these silent
birch trees.
Trees
sway
still
The snow crunches -
It’s close amongst
these birches
These old lungs -
Plastic flapping on wooded
branches.
Cut trees
in a vacant lot
drying out
White birches
stand in winter’s dusk -
Grandfather’s ghost.
Bare black
trees stand still against
a dimming dusk sky.
Revved motors
echo and swell. Those trees
are now gone.
So as you can tell, I'm not really one for putting my feelings out there..this is my 'practice', if you like. please don't laugh:L I'm doing it enough for everybody:P
Look to the future.
Look to the future
Detach from the past
Let the people go
Start a new this time
Look to the future
Love like it’ll last
Dream like it’s forever
No move envy
Look to the future
Have the star life
Learn from others
Take it in
Look to the future
Be proud with yourself
No more lies
No more disguises
Look to the future
Solve the unresolved
Be someone’s firefly
Stop living for yourself
Look to the future
Be the person
You dream to be
Stop fantasizing
Look to the future
It’s only gets brighter
From here on out
Detach from the past
Look to the future
Look to the future.
Look to the future
Detach from the past
Let the people go
Start a new this time
Look to the future
Love like it’ll last
Dream like it’s forever
No move envy
Look to the future
Have the star life
Learn from others
Take it in
Look to the future
Be proud with yourself
No more lies
No more disguises
Look to the future
Solve the unresolved
Be someone’s firefly
Stop living for yourself
Look to the future
Be the person
You dream to be
Stop fantasizing
Look to the future
It’s only gets brighter
From here on out
Detach from the past
Look to the future
Stolen idea from Jul!a.
Umm, so yeah, draft poetry below...
Friends.
How do they do it?
How can something so natural,
be so alien?
Laughter from the mouths of friends.
How can we see it?
How does that speck of glitter shine,
in the glassy sphere?
The twinkle in a friend’s eye.
How do we feel it?
How does an emotion,
show itself in a simple act of embrace?
The castle wall of a friend’s arms.
How does it brighten the darkest day?
How does a contraction of muscles in a face,
produce a twinge of either sadness and pain or pleasure and love?
The tell-tale smile on a friend’s face.
How does it work?
How can the feeling of knowing that you are not alone,
give you a diabolical amount of courage?
The shadow of a friend next to yours.
An unstoppable force of nature,
are our friends.
Together, we, they, create something so pure.
Friendship is a journey that never ends.
Friendship is a vessel that never sinks.
Friendship is a priceless work of art.
Friends.
How do they do it?
How can something so natural,
be so alien?
Laughter from the mouths of friends.
How can we see it?
How does that speck of glitter shine,
in the glassy sphere?
The twinkle in a friend’s eye.
How do we feel it?
How does an emotion,
show itself in a simple act of embrace?
The castle wall of a friend’s arms.
How does it brighten the darkest day?
How does a contraction of muscles in a face,
produce a twinge of either sadness and pain or pleasure and love?
The tell-tale smile on a friend’s face.
How does it work?
How can the feeling of knowing that you are not alone,
give you a diabolical amount of courage?
The shadow of a friend next to yours.
An unstoppable force of nature,
are our friends.
Together, we, they, create something so pure.
Friendship is a journey that never ends.
Friendship is a vessel that never sinks.
Friendship is a priceless work of art.
Sunday, 15 November 2009
This is a prime example of why you should never let your friends write you a 'Note to...' list :P
1. Note to Sarah: take care when changing positions on a chair. It may end in brain freeze.
2. Note to Sarah: SHUT THE F*** UP! (: (ment in the im not backing down kinda way :L)
3. Note to Sarah: remember the cup cakes
4. Note to Sarah: eating a whole batch of cupcakes without sharing with friend is not acceptable
5. Note to Sarah: I hate you.
6. Note to Sarah: when drunk, do not phone friend from a field somewhere with drunk uncle/mother near by.
7. Note to Sarah: do not talk loudly about a teachers arse when he is right behind you.
8. Note to Sarah: cornettos are not ment to be eaten whole.
9. Note to Sarah: keep hot chocolate away from cleavages.
10. Note to Sarah: avoid deodorant cans.
11. Note to Sarah: when on holiday do not attempt to shove a whole éclair in to your mouth at once, as it is highly amusing, and the photos WILL be shown on your wedding day xD
12. Note to Sarah: try to stay on a ski slope and not in a hole.
13. Note to Sarah: do not eat chilli over webcam; we both end up killing our selves.
14. Note to Sarah: toasters are nothing like dildos
15. Note to Sarah: If you do not want people to make jokes about pubic hair over dinner do not tell them in the first place.
16. Note to Sarah: I am NOT going to kill my self, nor am I going to get run over.
17. Note to Sarah: I am LUCKY!
18. Note to Sarah: resist the urge to rape someone in a boat, on a French lake..
19. Note to Sarah: do not try to teach said-friend about crested grebes or the local flora
20. Note to Sarah: do not laugh at me. Or my laugh :{
21. Note to Sarah: I am not cute!
22. Note to Sarah: do not fall in love with fictional characters
23. Note to Sarah: let me meet Dan
24. Note to Sarah: do not scare little children, or big ones ;)
25. Note to Sarah: do not let me read your ‘paragraph’ before I go to bed
26. Note to Sarah: reading is bad for the health.
27. Note to Sarah: when using a toaster, always make sure it is plugged in… and turned on.
28. Note to Sarah: Straighteners, phones, and other electrical devices do not appreciate being bitten, chucked, or in any other way harmed.
29. Note to Sarah: resting your arm on my head is not in the slightest bit amusing!
30. Note to Sarah: that reminds me…
31. note to Sarah: don’t call me cute :{
32. Note to Sarah: when asleep please refrain from punching me!
33. Note to Sarah: Daniel Radcliff is a scrawny little shrimp who looks like a mole
34. Note to Sarah: by saving indecent diagrams to your computer you risk your parents finding them
35. Note to Sarah: STOP stretching my clothes every time we get to a road
36. Note to Sarah: Do not make me laugh whist food is in the vicinity. It has proved dangerous.
37. Note to Sarah: Stop being stronger than me, you know I will fight you anyway, so what is the point?
38. Note to Sarah: I don’t need a map!
39. Note to Sarah: Keep writing poetry.
40. Note to Sarah: Let specific friend see poetry.
41. Note to Sarah: Don’t laugh at friend who cries at amazing poetry.
42. Note to Sarah: Keep being ginger. It suits you. All the jokes are already made for us :).
43. Note to Sarah: Explain the meaning of Equilibrium.
44. Note to Sarah: Carry on catching me.
45. Note to Sarah: Make friend more gingerbread.
46. Note to Sarah: Do not eat friends gingerbread.
47. Note to Sarah: Re-read last two notes.
48. Note to Sarah: Feel free to spoil me OCCASIONALLY!, AS LONG AS you allow me to spoil you back.
49. Note to Sarah: Never eat fish.
50. Note to Sarah: Never cook fish.
51. Note to Sarah: Never try to get friend to eat fish.
52. Note to Sarah: Keep pinning condoms to ceilings.
53. Note to Sarah: Find a rugby player who does not wobble.
54. Note to Sarah: Date a dwarf.*
55. Note to Sarah: *Small man syndrome must be present.
56. Note to Sarah: Buy dwarf boyfriend a lap dog.
57. Note to Sarah: Stop making it hard for people to hate you. Even when they try!
58. Note to Sarah: When having a ‘how-many-cupcakes-can-you-fit-in-your-mouth’ competition, let friend win or she will choke and die.
59. Note to Sarah: Stop being ill all the time.
60. Note to Sarah: When comprising a playlist for certain friends limit yourself to 50 songs at a time, or friends won’t bother to listen to them.
61. Note to Sarah: Hot water bottles can make hot boyfriends.
62. Note to Sarah: If you can see a car they can see you. Therefore it is safe to cross.
63. Note to Sarah: If you can not see a car then there isn’t one.
64. Note to Sarah: When having a boyfriend, it is a friends job to approve/disapprove. Even if they were from a few years ago. Friend has to meet them.
65. Note to Sarah: Friend is not too skinny.
66. Note to Sarah: Never introduce a certain friend to a geranium. They will be recruited.
67. Note to Sarah: Tell friend what is supposedly
68. Note to Sarah: Explain to friend what is supposedly wrong with her health.
69. Note to Sarah: http://www.cottontraders.co.uk/ct/lister.asp?c1=37&c2=0
70. Note to Sarah: Take note of hint in line above.
71. Note to Sarah: NOTHING EXPECIVE!
72. Note to Sarah: -Two fingers to eyes, then to you! (Scowling blonde)-
73. Note to Sarah: Once in a while friend needs a hug.
74. Note to Sarah: Don’t take the mick out of friends shake.
75. Note to Sarah: Bad balance can not be helped.
76. Note to Sarah: It is not necessary to know where you are. As long as you have someone who does (:
77. Note to Sarah: It should not be possible to dangle safety pins from your ear without even realising it.
78. Note to Sarah: Get webcam fixed for occasions like the above.
79. Note to Sarah: You are really sweet when you are asleep.
80. Note to Sarah: and its especially cute, when you don’t realise friend has fallen asleep on you.
81. Note to Sarah: Do not use massages to gain advantages over friends. Even if it does make them fall asleep.
82. Note to Sarah: Get over dislike of a certain friends, friend, so you don’t have to be a hobo and avoid her all the time.
83. Note to Sarah: Don’t stop being attention seeking, its funny, and makes you look cute (:
84. Note to Sarah: Stop worrying.*
85. Note to Sarah: * Life is for living*
86. Note to Sarah: *Besides we are all going to die at some point anyway.
87. Note to Sarah: Stop complaining that friend won’t let you cook for her. It’s not true. Friend keeps encouraging you to cook her gingerbread.
88. Note to Sarah: Take the hint from above.
89. Note to Sarah: You baby sit to much.
90. Note to Sarah: Don’t walk out in front of a lorry
91. Note to Sarah: Stop making innuendos about perfectly normal things.
92. Note to Sarah: NEVER! EVER! EVER! RUB PASTA IN FRIENDS FACE.
93. Note to Sarah: Get an I’pod so friend can actually work it.
94. Note to Sarah: Try listening to friend’s great taste in music with an open mind.
95. Note to Sarah: Wipe that ugly look off your face.
96. Note to Sarah: Let friend steal fatchu.
97. Note to Sarah: Not everything has to have a name. Shortly you will run out of variations on Marty and Mildred.
98. Note to Sarah: Except that tinned beans and sausages are the best and only proper camp food.
99. Note to Sarah: Get off youtube.
100. Note to Sarah: Just be who you are. You make me smile, even when I hate you. (:
written by Marlie
2. Note to Sarah: SHUT THE F*** UP! (: (ment in the im not backing down kinda way :L)
3. Note to Sarah: remember the cup cakes
4. Note to Sarah: eating a whole batch of cupcakes without sharing with friend is not acceptable
5. Note to Sarah: I hate you.
6. Note to Sarah: when drunk, do not phone friend from a field somewhere with drunk uncle/mother near by.
7. Note to Sarah: do not talk loudly about a teachers arse when he is right behind you.
8. Note to Sarah: cornettos are not ment to be eaten whole.
9. Note to Sarah: keep hot chocolate away from cleavages.
10. Note to Sarah: avoid deodorant cans.
11. Note to Sarah: when on holiday do not attempt to shove a whole éclair in to your mouth at once, as it is highly amusing, and the photos WILL be shown on your wedding day xD
12. Note to Sarah: try to stay on a ski slope and not in a hole.
13. Note to Sarah: do not eat chilli over webcam; we both end up killing our selves.
14. Note to Sarah: toasters are nothing like dildos
15. Note to Sarah: If you do not want people to make jokes about pubic hair over dinner do not tell them in the first place.
16. Note to Sarah: I am NOT going to kill my self, nor am I going to get run over.
17. Note to Sarah: I am LUCKY!
18. Note to Sarah: resist the urge to rape someone in a boat, on a French lake..
19. Note to Sarah: do not try to teach said-friend about crested grebes or the local flora
20. Note to Sarah: do not laugh at me. Or my laugh :{
21. Note to Sarah: I am not cute!
22. Note to Sarah: do not fall in love with fictional characters
23. Note to Sarah: let me meet Dan
24. Note to Sarah: do not scare little children, or big ones ;)
25. Note to Sarah: do not let me read your ‘paragraph’ before I go to bed
26. Note to Sarah: reading is bad for the health.
27. Note to Sarah: when using a toaster, always make sure it is plugged in… and turned on.
28. Note to Sarah: Straighteners, phones, and other electrical devices do not appreciate being bitten, chucked, or in any other way harmed.
29. Note to Sarah: resting your arm on my head is not in the slightest bit amusing!
30. Note to Sarah: that reminds me…
31. note to Sarah: don’t call me cute :{
32. Note to Sarah: when asleep please refrain from punching me!
33. Note to Sarah: Daniel Radcliff is a scrawny little shrimp who looks like a mole
34. Note to Sarah: by saving indecent diagrams to your computer you risk your parents finding them
35. Note to Sarah: STOP stretching my clothes every time we get to a road
36. Note to Sarah: Do not make me laugh whist food is in the vicinity. It has proved dangerous.
37. Note to Sarah: Stop being stronger than me, you know I will fight you anyway, so what is the point?
38. Note to Sarah: I don’t need a map!
39. Note to Sarah: Keep writing poetry.
40. Note to Sarah: Let specific friend see poetry.
41. Note to Sarah: Don’t laugh at friend who cries at amazing poetry.
42. Note to Sarah: Keep being ginger. It suits you. All the jokes are already made for us :).
43. Note to Sarah: Explain the meaning of Equilibrium.
44. Note to Sarah: Carry on catching me.
45. Note to Sarah: Make friend more gingerbread.
46. Note to Sarah: Do not eat friends gingerbread.
47. Note to Sarah: Re-read last two notes.
48. Note to Sarah: Feel free to spoil me OCCASIONALLY!, AS LONG AS you allow me to spoil you back.
49. Note to Sarah: Never eat fish.
50. Note to Sarah: Never cook fish.
51. Note to Sarah: Never try to get friend to eat fish.
52. Note to Sarah: Keep pinning condoms to ceilings.
53. Note to Sarah: Find a rugby player who does not wobble.
54. Note to Sarah: Date a dwarf.*
55. Note to Sarah: *Small man syndrome must be present.
56. Note to Sarah: Buy dwarf boyfriend a lap dog.
57. Note to Sarah: Stop making it hard for people to hate you. Even when they try!
58. Note to Sarah: When having a ‘how-many-cupcakes-can-you-fit-in-your-mouth’ competition, let friend win or she will choke and die.
59. Note to Sarah: Stop being ill all the time.
60. Note to Sarah: When comprising a playlist for certain friends limit yourself to 50 songs at a time, or friends won’t bother to listen to them.
61. Note to Sarah: Hot water bottles can make hot boyfriends.
62. Note to Sarah: If you can see a car they can see you. Therefore it is safe to cross.
63. Note to Sarah: If you can not see a car then there isn’t one.
64. Note to Sarah: When having a boyfriend, it is a friends job to approve/disapprove. Even if they were from a few years ago. Friend has to meet them.
65. Note to Sarah: Friend is not too skinny.
66. Note to Sarah: Never introduce a certain friend to a geranium. They will be recruited.
67. Note to Sarah: Tell friend what is supposedly
68. Note to Sarah: Explain to friend what is supposedly wrong with her health.
69. Note to Sarah: http://www.cottontraders.co.uk/ct/lister.asp?c1=37&c2=0
70. Note to Sarah: Take note of hint in line above.
71. Note to Sarah: NOTHING EXPECIVE!
72. Note to Sarah: -Two fingers to eyes, then to you! (Scowling blonde)-
73. Note to Sarah: Once in a while friend needs a hug.
74. Note to Sarah: Don’t take the mick out of friends shake.
75. Note to Sarah: Bad balance can not be helped.
76. Note to Sarah: It is not necessary to know where you are. As long as you have someone who does (:
77. Note to Sarah: It should not be possible to dangle safety pins from your ear without even realising it.
78. Note to Sarah: Get webcam fixed for occasions like the above.
79. Note to Sarah: You are really sweet when you are asleep.
80. Note to Sarah: and its especially cute, when you don’t realise friend has fallen asleep on you.
81. Note to Sarah: Do not use massages to gain advantages over friends. Even if it does make them fall asleep.
82. Note to Sarah: Get over dislike of a certain friends, friend, so you don’t have to be a hobo and avoid her all the time.
83. Note to Sarah: Don’t stop being attention seeking, its funny, and makes you look cute (:
84. Note to Sarah: Stop worrying.*
85. Note to Sarah: * Life is for living*
86. Note to Sarah: *Besides we are all going to die at some point anyway.
87. Note to Sarah: Stop complaining that friend won’t let you cook for her. It’s not true. Friend keeps encouraging you to cook her gingerbread.
88. Note to Sarah: Take the hint from above.
89. Note to Sarah: You baby sit to much.
90. Note to Sarah: Don’t walk out in front of a lorry
91. Note to Sarah: Stop making innuendos about perfectly normal things.
92. Note to Sarah: NEVER! EVER! EVER! RUB PASTA IN FRIENDS FACE.
93. Note to Sarah: Get an I’pod so friend can actually work it.
94. Note to Sarah: Try listening to friend’s great taste in music with an open mind.
95. Note to Sarah: Wipe that ugly look off your face.
96. Note to Sarah: Let friend steal fatchu.
97. Note to Sarah: Not everything has to have a name. Shortly you will run out of variations on Marty and Mildred.
98. Note to Sarah: Except that tinned beans and sausages are the best and only proper camp food.
99. Note to Sarah: Get off youtube.
100. Note to Sarah: Just be who you are. You make me smile, even when I hate you. (:
written by Marlie
Finally! The chance you have all been waiting for!
If you would like to contribute $5 or $10 dollars to the ''Send Sarah Around The World Fund'' or ''The Starbucks Every-friday For Sarah...Fund''
you are more than welcome to. I will not stop you.
I'm not joking, i am shamelessly asking you for money. :D
you are more than welcome to. I will not stop you.
I'm not joking, i am shamelessly asking you for money. :D
Saturday, 14 November 2009
Heyy ho's,
i have this friend, and tbh i think she is just plain amazing. i don't know what i would do with out her, she maybe short, but she's also pretty cute, you just have to love her, even when she is being a pain. So i've dedicated this blog to her, and if i'm nice i wont delete it ;).
So anyway.. I'm 5"9 which does make me pretty tall, shame my sister is taller though. I love reading, writing, and using watercolours xD (guess that makes me quite a granny :S), favourite song has to be superman by joe brooks (L) well one of them anyway. I always manage to embarrass myself, which means my friends find me hilarious. Tbh i have serious problems with lack of sleep and memory loss, like the fact that i just remembered that i am going to Brighton tomorrow :S!!
i am currently having a food frenzy over the delights of take away chinese. Did you know it makes the best breakfast having the cold left overs the morning after? well now you do :)
good night
moakesy x
i have this friend, and tbh i think she is just plain amazing. i don't know what i would do with out her, she maybe short, but she's also pretty cute, you just have to love her, even when she is being a pain. So i've dedicated this blog to her, and if i'm nice i wont delete it ;).
So anyway.. I'm 5"9 which does make me pretty tall, shame my sister is taller though. I love reading, writing, and using watercolours xD (guess that makes me quite a granny :S), favourite song has to be superman by joe brooks (L) well one of them anyway. I always manage to embarrass myself, which means my friends find me hilarious. Tbh i have serious problems with lack of sleep and memory loss, like the fact that i just remembered that i am going to Brighton tomorrow :S!!
i am currently having a food frenzy over the delights of take away chinese. Did you know it makes the best breakfast having the cold left overs the morning after? well now you do :)
good night
moakesy x
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