1. Note to Sarah: take care when changing positions on a chair. It may end in brain freeze.
2. Note to Sarah: SHUT THE F*** UP! (: (ment in the im not backing down kinda way :L)
3. Note to Sarah: remember the cup cakes
4. Note to Sarah: eating a whole batch of cupcakes without sharing with friend is not acceptable
5. Note to Sarah: I hate you.
6. Note to Sarah: when drunk, do not phone friend from a field somewhere with drunk uncle/mother near by.
7. Note to Sarah: do not talk loudly about a teachers arse when he is right behind you.
8. Note to Sarah: cornettos are not ment to be eaten whole.
9. Note to Sarah: keep hot chocolate away from cleavages.
10. Note to Sarah: avoid deodorant cans.
11. Note to Sarah: when on holiday do not attempt to shove a whole éclair in to your mouth at once, as it is highly amusing, and the photos WILL be shown on your wedding day xD
12. Note to Sarah: try to stay on a ski slope and not in a hole.
13. Note to Sarah: do not eat chilli over webcam; we both end up killing our selves.
14. Note to Sarah: toasters are nothing like dildos
15. Note to Sarah: If you do not want people to make jokes about pubic hair over dinner do not tell them in the first place.
16. Note to Sarah: I am NOT going to kill my self, nor am I going to get run over.
17. Note to Sarah: I am LUCKY!
18. Note to Sarah: resist the urge to rape someone in a boat, on a French lake..
19. Note to Sarah: do not try to teach said-friend about crested grebes or the local flora
20. Note to Sarah: do not laugh at me. Or my laugh :{
21. Note to Sarah: I am not cute!
22. Note to Sarah: do not fall in love with fictional characters
23. Note to Sarah: let me meet Dan
24. Note to Sarah: do not scare little children, or big ones ;)
25. Note to Sarah: do not let me read your ‘paragraph’ before I go to bed
26. Note to Sarah: reading is bad for the health.
27. Note to Sarah: when using a toaster, always make sure it is plugged in… and turned on.
28. Note to Sarah: Straighteners, phones, and other electrical devices do not appreciate being bitten, chucked, or in any other way harmed.
29. Note to Sarah: resting your arm on my head is not in the slightest bit amusing!
30. Note to Sarah: that reminds me…
31. note to Sarah: don’t call me cute :{
32. Note to Sarah: when asleep please refrain from punching me!
33. Note to Sarah: Daniel Radcliff is a scrawny little shrimp who looks like a mole
34. Note to Sarah: by saving indecent diagrams to your computer you risk your parents finding them
35. Note to Sarah: STOP stretching my clothes every time we get to a road
36. Note to Sarah: Do not make me laugh whist food is in the vicinity. It has proved dangerous.
37. Note to Sarah: Stop being stronger than me, you know I will fight you anyway, so what is the point?
38. Note to Sarah: I don’t need a map!
39. Note to Sarah: Keep writing poetry.
40. Note to Sarah: Let specific friend see poetry.
41. Note to Sarah: Don’t laugh at friend who cries at amazing poetry.
42. Note to Sarah: Keep being ginger. It suits you. All the jokes are already made for us :).
43. Note to Sarah: Explain the meaning of Equilibrium.
44. Note to Sarah: Carry on catching me.
45. Note to Sarah: Make friend more gingerbread.
46. Note to Sarah: Do not eat friends gingerbread.
47. Note to Sarah: Re-read last two notes.
48. Note to Sarah: Feel free to spoil me OCCASIONALLY!, AS LONG AS you allow me to spoil you back.
49. Note to Sarah: Never eat fish.
50. Note to Sarah: Never cook fish.
51. Note to Sarah: Never try to get friend to eat fish.
52. Note to Sarah: Keep pinning condoms to ceilings.
53. Note to Sarah: Find a rugby player who does not wobble.
54. Note to Sarah: Date a dwarf.*
55. Note to Sarah: *Small man syndrome must be present.
56. Note to Sarah: Buy dwarf boyfriend a lap dog.
57. Note to Sarah: Stop making it hard for people to hate you. Even when they try!
58. Note to Sarah: When having a ‘how-many-cupcakes-can-you-fit-in-your-mouth’ competition, let friend win or she will choke and die.
59. Note to Sarah: Stop being ill all the time.
60. Note to Sarah: When comprising a playlist for certain friends limit yourself to 50 songs at a time, or friends won’t bother to listen to them.
61. Note to Sarah: Hot water bottles can make hot boyfriends.
62. Note to Sarah: If you can see a car they can see you. Therefore it is safe to cross.
63. Note to Sarah: If you can not see a car then there isn’t one.
64. Note to Sarah: When having a boyfriend, it is a friends job to approve/disapprove. Even if they were from a few years ago. Friend has to meet them.
65. Note to Sarah: Friend is not too skinny.
66. Note to Sarah: Never introduce a certain friend to a geranium. They will be recruited.
67. Note to Sarah: Tell friend what is supposedly
68. Note to Sarah: Explain to friend what is supposedly wrong with her health.
69. Note to Sarah: http://www.cottontraders.co.uk/ct/lister.asp?c1=37&c2=0
70. Note to Sarah: Take note of hint in line above.
71. Note to Sarah: NOTHING EXPECIVE!
72. Note to Sarah: -Two fingers to eyes, then to you! (Scowling blonde)-
73. Note to Sarah: Once in a while friend needs a hug.
74. Note to Sarah: Don’t take the mick out of friends shake.
75. Note to Sarah: Bad balance can not be helped.
76. Note to Sarah: It is not necessary to know where you are. As long as you have someone who does (:
77. Note to Sarah: It should not be possible to dangle safety pins from your ear without even realising it.
78. Note to Sarah: Get webcam fixed for occasions like the above.
79. Note to Sarah: You are really sweet when you are asleep.
80. Note to Sarah: and its especially cute, when you don’t realise friend has fallen asleep on you.
81. Note to Sarah: Do not use massages to gain advantages over friends. Even if it does make them fall asleep.
82. Note to Sarah: Get over dislike of a certain friends, friend, so you don’t have to be a hobo and avoid her all the time.
83. Note to Sarah: Don’t stop being attention seeking, its funny, and makes you look cute (:
84. Note to Sarah: Stop worrying.*
85. Note to Sarah: * Life is for living*
86. Note to Sarah: *Besides we are all going to die at some point anyway.
87. Note to Sarah: Stop complaining that friend won’t let you cook for her. It’s not true. Friend keeps encouraging you to cook her gingerbread.
88. Note to Sarah: Take the hint from above.
89. Note to Sarah: You baby sit to much.
90. Note to Sarah: Don’t walk out in front of a lorry
91. Note to Sarah: Stop making innuendos about perfectly normal things.
92. Note to Sarah: NEVER! EVER! EVER! RUB PASTA IN FRIENDS FACE.
93. Note to Sarah: Get an I’pod so friend can actually work it.
94. Note to Sarah: Try listening to friend’s great taste in music with an open mind.
95. Note to Sarah: Wipe that ugly look off your face.
96. Note to Sarah: Let friend steal fatchu.
97. Note to Sarah: Not everything has to have a name. Shortly you will run out of variations on Marty and Mildred.
98. Note to Sarah: Except that tinned beans and sausages are the best and only proper camp food.
99. Note to Sarah: Get off youtube.
100. Note to Sarah: Just be who you are. You make me smile, even when I hate you. (:
written by Marlie
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