Come in, come in! Why dont you stop for a while? There's plenty of beans on toast for everybody!

So yeah, pretty much.

Wednesday, 27 January 2010

The Train Ticket and Evolution.

Three women and three men are travelling by train to the football game..
At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch

as the three women buy just one ticket.
'How are the three of you going to travel on only one
ticket?' asks one of the men.
'Watch and learn,' answers one of the women.

They all board the train. The three men take their
respective seats but all three women cram into a toilet
together and close the door.

Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes
around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door
and says, 'Ticket, please.'
The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with
a ticket in hand.

The conductor takes it and moves on.

The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever
idea so after the game, they decide to do the same
thing on the return trip and save some money.

When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for
the return trip but see, to their astonishment, that the
three women don't buy any ticket at all!!

'How are you going to travel without a ticket?' asks one
perplexed man.

'Watch and learn,' answer the women.

When they board the train, the three men cram themselves
into a toilet, and the three women cram into a toilet
just down the way.

Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women
leaves her toilet and walks over to the toilet in which
the men are hiding. She knocks on their door and says,
'Ticket please.'


I'm still trying to figure out why men think they are
smarter than women.

The Olympic Torch xx

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