Please do a clicky and check out the webpage made of win I stumbled upon today, Crazy Things Parents Say.
An example, for my avid readers.
Grandma: I don’t get all the fuss about contraceptive. Condoms are evil.
Me: Then how did you manage to have only four kids?
Grandma: Anal sex, sweetie. Before God blessed me with menopause, your grandfather had a long affair with my butt. And it was just as good.
Win!
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- love you too Dad.
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- The writer dreams.
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My favourite quotes. Misc.
- William James: To change one's life, start immediately, do it flamboyantly, no exceptions.
- Thomas Moore: The many great gardens of the world, of literature and poetry, of painting and music, of religion and architecture, all make the point as clear as possible: The soul cannot thrive in the absence of a garden. If you don't want paradise, you are not human; and if you are not human, you don't have a soul.
- Agatha Christie: I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing.
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